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HOMER -- "Bart, you're coming home."
BART -- "I want to stay here with Mr. Burns."
BURNS -- "I suggest you leave immediately.
HOMER -- "Or what?? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?? Well, go ahead -- do your worst!!"
[Burns slams the door and locks it.]
HOMER -- [disbelieving] "He locked the door!! I'll show him.." [rings the doorbell and runs away.]
The Simpsons, "Burns' Heir"

I'm a gay, obsessive actor/tv/movie lover and most of what I write consists of media-gushing with a little of my ridiculously strange life thrown in. Majoring in Creative Writing at some university somewhere in Britain. I have a lot of strong feelings about a lot of things, and tend to go silent and cold if someone offends me, rather than telling them outright. I have been on Fluoxetine in the past, Diazepam in the present, give me Novocaine. I'm moody, cynical and sarcastic, a little like a certain doctor, mostly due to the fact that I am crushing painfully on two wonderful, amazing people and watch a certain movie far too much. I'm also a damned strange, surreal bod just like another certain someone I completely adore, and I aspire to be as like him as possible. Also, I let my obsessions get way out of control, I need them like a junkie needs his next fix. Don't judge me. I love all sorts of music, mostly random songs that express how I'm feeling at any point in time. I'm far too fond of Diet Coke, and often cannot function without it. Yes, I am a loser. Also a complete deviant in the sexual department, but we needn't go into that here. I love to write, when my muse or I aren't sulking and chain-smoking Menthol Marlboros -- nothing but NC-17 rated smut and dark, nonsensical, slightly Burton-esque ramblings. Oh, and I'm an emotional cripple who cannot love. Still want to know me?? Thought not. I doubt I'll make any new friends after saying all that, but there you are.

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